

Judging a game by its cover, and trailer, Asphalt 9 Legends appeared to be a very polished title. It was much easier to do a price search, and I ended up finding the free-to-play games, which is where I got Asphalt 9 Legends. In particular, I had a butchers at the games on my watchlist and the titles that were 90% off.

However, I had a look at what was on sale.

I’ve been a Judas and been playing the PS4 quite a bit these days. The bods at Nintendo were feeling generous recently as there was a HUGE sale on the Nintendo eShop. Small penis? How about jumping in a sports car to take your mind off the size of your manhood? If you’ve only got the budget for a hatchback, fear not – there’s a free-to-play title you can download on your Nintendo Switch: Asphalt 9 Legends – official site here.
